Recap Translator

sprocket - those flamers on SNL "lets dance - dance with me"
50 ft from the car - Its all downhill to the car.. - encouragement for the
desperate, and weak lunged.
dab - to put your foot down instead of riding
smear - to whipe snot on a tree
clean - what some analy retentive riders do to their bikes
jerk - anyone on the trail that gives me sh!t in 5 seconds, or what you do
when not riding.
clean and jerk, when you whipe out and have to lift your heavy FS bike off
the ground.
riders up - this is the idea - stay off the ground
riders down - rider has fallen and get get up (or get it up you decide)
boneyard - a place to take your pitbull for a walk, or a great place for a
social, make that so-lo ride.
backyard - a place to build highly ridiculouse obstacles that you only try
when your drunk.
middlesex - if you are in the middle of sex, you are not here, most likely.
case - how much beer jody buys for post ride, how much beer LB drinks
pre-ride
Kase - Many K-mart shoppers are riding here these days, watch out for the
blue trail special on wed nights.
SOAPstone - what we need after a ride, but go to the bar anyway, if your
showering with any of us..I wouldnt drop the soap either.
carbo - loading - Drinking heavily before a ride in liue of ibuprofen.
Tyler mill - where the hell is tyler mill?
granny - that lady you see on the trail that feeds you chilli dogs and choc
chip cookies
granny - that gear you use way too often according to PMD
single track - what that cop in moab looks for running up and down your
forearms.
fire road - a trail on the nipmuck where tigers jump through flames
kevlar tires - flame resistant for those trailer park rides
technicality - any riding manuever that makes you think for more than a
second.
wheelie drop - when you pull up so hard on your handlebars that you land on
your back.
bail - when your boat leaks, or bike MYSTERIOUSLY breaks, you can safely
bail..
trials - riding up anything hikers have difficulty walking up
hikers - people that litter on the trail.
endo - when you cross the finish line before your bike
superman - see endo - see dan - see dan endo
shimano - a bike company run by bill gates
hogi yogi - This is what I ride
couch - this is what you ride, after the ride
pukecicle - a popsicle made of puke - yum
roadies - bikers with very long necks, shaved legs and funny bikes with no
suspension
moab - a place where its very difficult to get a real drink, easy to get
arrested and it is never cold or snowy
westwoods - where we stay in moab - a beginer ride in CT
camel back - just like camel toe, but completey different
trail map - we leave this at home or in the car, but dedicate our lives to
making them.
blue trail - any trail that leads to K-mart
Vietnam -
Trail of tears - any ride with me
bushwack - what the cops can arrest you for in a state forest
bushwacking - instead of admitting we are lost, we are bushwacking.
social ride - a ride that ends at a barstool, and some times behind bars.
"no bikes" - that means just one bike at a time
chain suka -
maintenance - I have no idea?
climb -
fire - match stick trail maintenace
recap - a bad recap, or when you shoot someone who is already dead.
nobbies - see turkeys ready - climbing dictionary
pit crew - pukemaster in training that will some day learn to change their
own flat tires.
grip
stem - this is a climbing move
spoke
nipple
clipless
fearless
no - fear
big ring - what we use to get over rocks and logs.
cable -
rail trail - remove your tires and ride the train tracks - james bond style
brail trail - when a day ride becomes a night ride

Nice teeth - see below

Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups oo
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o/
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( - )( - )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

Trailsurfer Nicknames
jon p- pukemaster, bastard
diana - PMD -pukemistressdi
dave m - mad dog
john n - natch johnson
jody - bud man
steve  - big steve
keith   - lawn boy
gary   - seniore Pissalot
tedd - lawn boy junior
mark  - shake and bake
rich   - trouble
loyd - lost loyd
steph - circling steph
steve   - clydsdale
ken  - cgm - pit clean green machine - puke master in training
KC
ally - mf - magic fingers, gutter girl
katherine - cellular girl
brian - brick
sue - naked sue - NS
ron - captain ron
chris  - barbie
dan - superman
craig - crash test
jay - MOAS