May 31, 2001 - Penwood Forest
So seniore P and I do a ride on the way to murphys - penwood - I told him it was flat and non-technical - I lied.. Out on the blue gonzo climbs starting 50 ft from the car, then someone logged the rest of the trail, down to the pond lookout 180 - to the long wooden bridge - ride the gap - SP follows - up the pavement to the ridge - SP makes the top, im not looking - busy f'ing with my pedals that I later realize are broken. Some sik stuff - crash test says "its ALL rideable" so we ride most of the drops and stuff, then gary whipes out on the last steep making the loudest tree brake-ing, bone snapping, spoke twanging, whipeout to thuddd (his chest cavity hitting the ground) whipeout I have ever seen/heard in a pile of henkle knife like rocks in tick infested dirt... So he gets up, blood from waist to toe, and we hurry back to the xterra and use the first aid kit for the first ime - stiched him up with some fishing line and a sharpened spoke, then we go to uconn medical center but they didnt have any guiness so we went across the street for carbo-numbing.., then to sullys to find some resbians to cheer him up.. Nice ride ehh gary?? he might have to ride the handicapped accesible trails at the cape this weekend..RATING just 3 rather plump lesbians, in the flaming tub, listening to mix11.b, someone call 911.
PS!!!! wanted pear shaped flat chested women for life size weeble wobble tournament.
have a good one PM