Boneyard - Im gay, I voted for Al Gore and im here to confiscate your guns - recap

    May 30, 2001 - Boneyard - Meridan/Middletown

Lactation mountain - welcome to the boneyard - Following phools - KC, brick, meteoroligist loyd under the covers, todd (hubless scott), terry    the terror, low rider steve (formerly drug dealer steve - he was busted), magic fingers (ally), Natch johnson, crash test, crashes helmetless friend, and MB - LUTC sais its gonna be a dry one on the ridge with some lactation near the drainage "hills" - nope never live it down loyd.. Natch and crash wait as we head for the hills - everyone loves the first climb with fewer rocks (I moved 2 out of the trail last visit), a few walkers on hill #1,#2,#3, but at least no-one stopped at the BUS (Biker Un-Salivation) stop. Up to puke ridge everyone is so happy - follow the ridge, KC makes the insane downhill, then TTT cleans some nice ups, I dont know about the rest but I didnt hear any biaatching from the front.. Downhills KC dodges rocks flying up from my rear as he jacknifes around every other corner, this is indeed a snap crackle pop ride "P-P-PTWANG".. Back on some very dry fire roads, buswack, motorcycle camp, spaghetti like trails, terry makes the big rock up, I dab, I suck.. Yes more rocks - back to the car I almost nock over the girl walking her dog (you know what they say - better over than up).. Natch never caught us - must have been a decent pace, even though my camel back was full of absolute and soda (top fuel class).. End of ride - KC sick of following me passes on the exit ramp, squeels around the corner and goes through a red light (he must be really thirsty) - racing some old lady for a parking spot (yes she was hot), I try to point out to brick these 5 13year olds by the pay phone but he is too busy looking at them (and waving - "hey little girl - wants some candy").. doh.. To Rubys where the food is OK and the women are smokin aha aha cough hack "gotta butt" - natch joins us for carbo loading - bad conversation and talks of our next ride meshomasic epic on wed. Nice ride - sorry for the lame recap but the hostess wasn't interested in any 3 way sex orgies - what a prude - her mom wasn't interested either.. Theres your FOcking recap barbie..

Rating 4.9 smoky haulter top wearing skanks in my trunk (thats one arm draggin on the ground for those of you that are a little slow), truly hot - check your milk cartons if you dont believe me. I call them debie #1-#5, hope they do dishes and windows ~! later

         PM - signing off like a prom dress.

         PS - my name is jon and my anti-drug is ...... PUke-ing...