Day 9 – Travel – LUTC left at 3am – 3am eternal,.. Stiffy slept on the blow-up doll – Cant believe LUTC slept on it all night. Why did crash test wake me at 1am to make a phone call?? One last breakfast and piss in sedona and we are on our way to phoenix ahead of schedule. Since we didn’t find a gas station we decided that they may just charge us a few bucks at the rental place to fill the tank “how much could it be?” - 89$ to be exact.. So we ask if we can leave and fill it up – no deal. Focker bitches about the lack of speed hump airborne capabilities the viehical had and little did he know I was doing the JEDI mind trick and sure enough he waived the gas charge – SO focker slipped him a 10, because the last time he slipped someone a 20 at an airport it ended up costing him an extra $100.. No joke.. We are way early – wait in many lines, full cavity searches – the whole 69 yards.. Focker leaves to get 2 coffees and first they say – I hope both those coffees are for you – yup, and then makes him take a drink out of both to prove he is not smuggling raisins or anything.. Our flight is overbooked and they are offering like $100. SOMEONE says “they better throw in a stewardess too”.. So finally we are in flight on our way home to ride in nice cold, leafy, snowy, icy conditions… #10 orange we scare away – Prego (not the sauce we left behind) sits between focker and I and asks the stewardess for 2 blankets (this comment was especially for LUTC!!) An awesome trip and a special thanks to Neil and The Trane company. We really appreciate the seminar you gave on how to ride the stiff one!!.. So this lady next to me was staring at the screen as I edit the website, until I pulled up a couple pictures of corpses wearing pearl necklaces. Dare she look again?
Day 9 - Crash bros and scooter
As for the recap....We starteed with Huckaby trail, all 3 of us made it down
the stairs, yes including non-suspension boy stiffy, even smoother than I
made it down with only one foot clipped in and my chest on the seat
screaming for my life. Up to Jim Thompson trail, no injuries yet until I
got about 100 cactus needles in my legs after trying to climb up the last
rocky technical section before the parking lot by the bridge...ouch!! Craig
took the cactus warning and made it up. Then fast down the canyon and back
up for some great views along the ridge and fast down to the secret trails.
We followed Jordan trail for a while like you said, and then decided to do
some exploring, in search of huge air! Ended up climbing to the top of the
mountain and had some spectacular 360 degree views. Major hike a bike on
the way up though which could have made for some insane downhill footage if
the cameras were there...but we chose to not kill ourselves and continue on
trail down the other side of the mountain. Probably the steepest down of
the trip right off the top of the ridge trail...get behind the seat, watch
out for cactus on the narrow single track, and try not to miss that sharp
right turn or your in the bushes like CT almost did. Stop shaking, wipe the
blood off your legs, and more steep down with a few rock step sections
(almost-over-the-bars). Just when we thought we were at the bottom, and
after scooter fixed a flat, more smooth windy downhill, parallel to a dried
up stream bed, with a few jumps and a really tough up...back to the power
lines. Then a little bushwacking up to the road, don't ask why, all in all,
a great ride with many more possibilities and a connection to thunder
mountain trail back to rte 89 for a great loop...if we only had a gps, and a
watch....maybe next year. C&B
Back to travel - Im actually writing this from DAY 10!! FOOOOCK! So our 2nd flight was headed toward chicago, we circled the airport, tried to land but almost hit a mcdonalds - no joke - ill have my people (barbie), see if there is an incident report.. So while on vacation we ironically watched pushing tin - good movie, so when were headed for the runway, nose pointed down and the plane started to accelerate we knew we were in the hands of ATC. Not a good feeling, so then we cirlce the airport for 20 minutes waiting for the fog to lift or the plane to run out of gas - whatever comes first, just like a car warranty.. U-turn back to saint louise. More waiting - Its obvious we are spending the night in saint louise.. To the sheraton in a packed van, one raging bitch from hell that I cranked called at 3 am.. Focker and I had some good eats, drinks, drinks, drinks, back to the hotel, for our free spa treatment - ..Oh heah - I forgot to tell you that we actually saw the Dumb and dumber mobile (van that looks like a dog) on the way to prescott. So 6am back to the airport.. Lines.. Waiting.. Coffeee .. Donuts.. So this guy that is picking up trash at the airport starts mumbling too me - I think it went something like this " you all .. who won.. rams game last night" - uhhh no "hey yo I was up all night last night - so tired - bitch she was riding me, focking.... Then.. she was blowing me .. man am I tired" - thats good you have good day.. So we are off to baltimore this time, but I think the captain said we might have 3 or 4 stops.. Oh - Focker quote last night "so basically they are paying me $50 to not have sex tonight" - sounds like the inverse of a man whore.. Ok so this would only happen to me - no joke - the stewardess points to my crotch and says - "Those are soo good - high in protein too!" Ok I guess she was talking about the lunas in my lap, but how was I to know??
balt airport layover quotes - jess and company. "it was like a fire cracker expolded in my mouth"
Dont eat the sausage.... I tossed the sausage... Mile high solo club??
Do you want my sausage ?
The girls of Sedona not forgotten – By the Team – (LUTC and NEIL)
Redhead at dessert quail in
15 year olds at IGA for loyd
Fastest bagger in the west – betting 100’s
Cowboy club – Maggie may (huchie mamma), Laura (Pepermint Patty), Pierced Jenifer, CB’s lost sisters, cousins, incest is everything..
Chera – Red rock limo service – looks like LUTC’s mom but is willing to please..
Flagstaff lesbians on bikes with dog that recommend better trail – The team didn’t follow
Pajama girl – at the wild toucan
Tonys girl – looking for secret rocks – we can only tell her about secret trails.
2 women on the camera – we will post pics and say “if this is you – thanks for the digital camera”
Blonde bikeshop bomshell – Neil goes chasing after.
Lisa #3 lookalike has never seen spandex before..
Female MP’s at Bradley (Stripes)
Stewardess on first flight that kicked Pissalot out of the bathroom so the plane could take off.
Betty the blow up doll that lutc slept with/ on.