Bushwackers - superman, FF fearless frank (our fearless leader),
lightless george, mike, PMD, Barbie, brick (no name brian), PA&PB, and
myself.  Late start!, lights were on 50 ft from the car.  Barbie endo's
AFTER making the first drop (barn door bike move).  Superman snaps his
seatpost like a neck ready for cry baby canibal soup.  LIghtless and dan
go back - dan goes to the doll house and gets some more injuries (knife
juggling...again).  Frank lead the rest of the crew and did some great
drops, stunts and dismounts for us (show-off) Im sure it was his disc
brakes not biking ability and nads of steel that got him down those
technicalities...  I pull a superman on a 1' drop (yes I suck) - at
least I nailed a couple hills..   Onward to franks trail - slight
bushwack (nice) - some cool drops, rocks and logs.  PMD impales herself
(doh!!!), barbie is quick to the scene to pull her butt (and it was a
nice butt - points??) out of the dirt, through the toxic avenger stream
and then a dark ride home for me.  Not alot of trash talk on the trail
last night - im a little dissapointed - not much material...  Couple of
quotes - "are you ok" 9 times "NO!!" 9 times -  "sorry I cut you off!"
bastard - is that an oxymoron?  "will george and dan be taking turns
riding the seatpost....bike...??"  "is it broken" - "is it stuck" - "put
it in a lower gear and pull on it" - "I cant pull it out".  Ok back to
the car frank carries his bike (again show off!) and some of us went to
barbies bitch barbecue bistro in condo hell for great food and even
better drinks.  We ALL ate like cannibals.  What ever happened to that
11th mystery rider Hmmmm??  I polished off the bottle of grey goose
(drunk that I am), PMD goes heavy on the H20 and everyone else nursed a
couple of beers.  PMD needed some sleeeep and was the first to depart,
then Pavement boy rode his tricycle home, Superman (your right tailight
is out) dan and I raced to rte 15 as if we were still on the trail.
Although his car is faster, the xterra seems to handle the airplane
style landings a little better.  Brick made a wrong turn?? on the way
out Since he lives so close I figured I would let him wander for a while
~ bastard.

Trumbull is always a kick ass ride,  many vats full of boiling toxic
puke with chunks of skin, scabs and hairy toothed tumors thats not just
for breakfast anymore overflowing down the streets of condo, town house
hell over your bare blistered cold muddy bloody feet, just pull the
chunks of soggy flesh out from between your toes and go to work....
barbie....

Did I make anyone else beside lisa#1 gag???

P.S.  Thanks barbie and karin for your hospitality and you can pretty
much take that literally as the bandaids came out when we entered!!  See
ya next week - my turf!!  maybe meshomasic or case (short drive I
promise!!)

PukeMaster!@#!@