Roughies for Roadies - Moas Rides again - Attack of the Lesbian Nuns - Meshomasic Recap

Moas, Myself, Crash Test, Focker and TT met for the Pre-ride warm up on the new trail.  TT blew his tire (now kids!) 50 ft from the car but my people were quick to find a spare.  Up and out on the original white, Moas wondering why he is following me over ridiculous obstacles - using his dollar off meat trail experiences at Cape cod to Keep up.  U - turn, back to new trail, fun stuff, bus driver style technical moves with a couple pretty hard sections.  Focker aiming at every rock in site.  Back to the car 6:01. Mad dog, trouble, PMD Join in for round 2 - Back up same dam trail, up double track hell, to sweet downhill with several gonzo drops, passing many other riders  (probably looking for that new trail - DOH) .  Shortcut to del reeves road Craig and PMD loose it around hairpin #56.  Down the road we pass another NU guy (we find out later) and head for a nice short climb.  Slick rock was slick, crash test makes it with wisps of smoke coming off his tires, I levitated up and mad dog rides granny up, but her osteoporosis infected back finally broke, giving MD a little taste of elbow meets pavement, with a rock slide down hill finale .  Up forever to area 51 we wait a bit for trouble, get worried and send out a mangy rescue dog.  To goat trail "all downhill to the uphill to the car" - Crash taking new gnarly line, makes it, riding the gap was fun, Yes I could stay there all day.  To the fire road up to the car and ready for one more short lap up the "my little house of pain" pavement section - to oil tank hole in the ground hell, to yellow downhill (great section) - To fire road to car - and its still light out!!!  Dam we are good.  PMD sped off to see her sis, got a flat on the way home and used her bike tube patch kit and floor pump to get home.  Focker contemplated (food with the guys food with a chick) and opted for the beaver express route to hartford..  TT, Trouble, MD and myself ventured off for new food at The Cellar.  Besides the entres' being a little pricy (up to 28$), and the fact that they have very little beer available - The cellar was a good time.  Mad dog wants a dead guy, ponders doggie style action and settles for an anchor.  We all see LUTC on the highway, he must be looking for the ride still, or pondering the approaching thunder storm..

Nice ride - 4 (and a half) lesbian nuns speeding down the freeway, licking each other in unspeakable places, in a white mini van.  Whats with the half nun?  Probably train crossing accident - shes just the driver now.. And has a special strap on seat attachement to keep her behind the wheel (and smiling).. 

PM