So we all meet up at the parking lot roughly 5:15 and we off like a prom dress with no bra straps holding us up….Crash, Shake and BAKE, Barbie (nice riding with him after his last adventure to Italy), JOE dirt, Huckin-Heckler with the lovely neighborhood dog AKA Durum, myself Rookie and loved one COOKIE……
PM could not make it cause he ran out of Gonad meds, QM decided it was finally time at 31yrs of age to purchase a house for his 6 kids two dogs and three wives….Splatt: AKA Cheetah decided to make some more dates and hug the road, Rest of the crew was at Grayville while under D.E.P surveillance (mind you D.E.P is really looking for Rookie’s next move)…MostlyM decided the gym is a better place than throwing mussels into his hucks for the day….
First section to the log rides, entire crew clears them all with CT backwards on a 95 pound beast. Onward we go up the first steep….regroup….continue onto find the stunt trails….. J-Dirt and Crash decide to switch to leverage the mussels….where’s CT….. he went home with JD’s bike…decided 95 pounds was to heavy for him…..I think I hear him in the distance….. JD and I backtrack….. Find crash hucking a 4 footer…. We follow, onward to some more 3 footers, 4 footers, JD, Crash, myself clear it….I almost hit a tree on the way down….. Barbie and HH with flats at the same time….longest tire change in the history of man kind…..I think neighborhood dog was even thinking to himself “maybe I should just change this myself”… after 45 minutes we move on…Crash clears a 5 foot awkward drop, also clears a roller that looked impossible (got it on video)…. Cookie, clearing mostly all obstacles, wheelie dropping now, and no fear on the downhill sections….. She’s racing Plat soon…..Then comes the 5-6 foot drop onto the nice downward transition… Crash, me right behind then JD, and HH…..SB looks but says next time… Barbie not sure??….Absolutely no QMing at this point, all in sinc, pretty sweet….. Then CT decides to put some of that $$ he spent on his new rig to the test…..10-12 footer …..SB and Cookie sitting under the rock…..SB taking a picture….I am filming……CT hucks it….with a 10+ for points…… got that on vid…..nice job CT….. Onward we go over logs, stunts, etc….. JD and I decide to huck a 5 footer onto flats…..nice landing……to another stunt trail…..more stunts….CT and I decide to huck a moto style jump….very nice landing…..got a good 5 feet….CT…the same….more hills… Barbie decides to get another flat….JD is now out of tubes….we wait….. Wheelie drop some off camber rock…. Crash hits it nice….JD the same…….I lack the finesse on that one and almost take my friends out of the ball park….. over to the log stunts…. CT clears a crazy log ride…. All of use ride some long log at the end which I could not clear…. No QMing …..just lacking finesse and balance… Cookie is riding like a champ as usual now….”officially now waiting for others”….. Ride ends back on the paved road due to the sunset coming….We don’t need to deal with the D.E.P. again….. It’s on to Murphy’s…..


We all met up…..Cookie, myself, JD, Barbie and Shake&B. Order some food…..The rest of the single table can’t stop looking at the gunnies waitresses from Boston. Barbie and crew have an hour long conversation on his experiences with helicopters…….crash and burn…..”you find um..well pick up the rest” seems to be his motto….. I inform him maybe we purchase a bikerag helicopter…this way were never late to a ride…. Girls come over because SB keeps drooling on the table…..he wipes his mouth and we end up winning a prize because Cookie knows all the answers to the gunnies quiz…we all win a prize….”bottle opener”…. “can you smoke out of that”??? I guess I will have one even though…..onto pizza….girls come back…..SB hands a business card out…..”tony hawk, MALE Prostitute”.. he tells her to e-mail him…..she looks at him….”a prostitute really”…he smiles….”just call me”…..Our rag names are let out and now they realize were weird people…..Then again….she was lying about something because her nose keep growing for some reason…..but SB loved her…..


Rating: One cat piss on a mulberry bush mixed with a yellow leopard, pink cat, 4 feathered bird that looks like a seal, duckbilled playapus with no furry feet (mind you he can still swim like a duck) and a can of woop-ass….I’ll say no more….. “Here you have it folks…..one recap for mankind and one can of F-you and have a nice day for the D.E.P…………………………………………………See you at greyville in silver cuffs…. “tell your mother I’ll be over later…..tell here to save me a plate”……….I’ll stop here……recap 101
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