Its Monday, 1st day back from vacation and I decide to take a tour of this new riding spot called case with the crash bros. Margarita filled crash test was ready for stupid bike stunts as usual and burn was right there with them (im just the freaking photographer). Leaving the girl scouts is always tough but we managed and headed up to the yellow - crash bros get the first knife edge lunge (the henkel rock) and then they follow me over the Flintstones boulder, up the 8' bench.. To the clearing, to the rocky blue left we immediately find ridiculous rock stunts - Crash test nails it 2nd? try, crash and burn ALMOST gets it on his 7th but has some issues with gravity acting on his front wheel and lack of torque on the the chain - translation - he aired off the rock only to dive like flight 800 and clear the bars like Christopher Reeve (used to).. Just a flesh wound (see pics) Onward burn was everybody - dragging like an anchor - begging for even a drop of cry baby soup, he at least waited a while to bail so Craig and I could find some more stunts to play on.. Another boulder - no problem - then the 3' drop from STANDSTILL tree hold with no runway - crash must still be running on margarita power if he tries this one! - he does and makes it - so of course I have to check it out and hand over the camera - I closed my eyes and made it no problem, but missed the shot so had to "take 2" and try it again (he went to pissalot cinematography school - sorry gary - never live that one down) - again launch - no problem, Crash test makes another never been done rock, onward, to the 2foot up or drop - craig goes both ways with ease (ok a little anticipation on the way "down") .. I drop too, but get my head cut off by some trees (see gruesome pic) to the swamp / log crossing next time CT.. Back to the car I flat (gee I wonder why), my rim has that taco bell feeling and burn man looks like hes headed for the beer truck.. NICe ride - hope you but some ice on that broken hip bryan..
A short ride but awesome tech's / stunts 5 brass balls, clanking around behind some-ones warn out grey haired oozing meat curtains - DOH that was sick ... Its the voices in my head - really its not me!! DAM - one just popped out and rolled across the floor - thats 4 brass balls - sorry guys but the ride could have been a tad longer.. PM