Day 1 - NAM - Dead beat steve (bloody steve by the end of the trip),
LUTC (yup thats loyd), and myself did a nice 10 ish miles on the way to
CC..  Highlights - well just as we were heading to the trailhead some
guy came hobbling out of the woods with busted body parts (thats not
good).  All 3 of us (I was mikey) did a nice 20' steep rock - adrenaline
yes please..  We later meet up with the guys from RI who see us with a
map, they look at us in dis-belief  "??but there is NO map of this
place" - and then follow us like we are looking for treasure.  (little
did they know it was a map of soapstone)..  So we wandered over to the
power lines, I cleaned some pretty decent technicalities "bastard",
"bastard" etc...  to the highway trail, loyd almost flashes the 4" wide
log balancing act as it cracked below him (and this was no wet dream)..
Im going back for the lunge to knife edge rock to bridge to steep
drop!!!  Just bring lots of naked babe spotters to fall on and Ill drum
up the testosterone..  Back to the car cape bound.  The 3 of us get
dinner at ARDEO and eat 12 lesbians..  Its true..  LB (now budha) and
junior (now bobcat) show up on the john deer at 10 :30 already properly
carbo-loaded for sat. ride.

day 2 - Trail of beers - centerville - First a quick windsurfing session
in the morning so I will be warn down a bit to equall the playing field
for team carbo - then the sky clears and we do 12 gruelling (easy) miles
with huge (tiny) hills..  Bloody steve, gets so beat up he is bleeding
at both knees after budha (thats keith) tackles him on a tricky section
of single track (or maybe it was all that action at the 495 south rest
area)..  Actually budha was riding pretty good, making some good climbs
(behind me of course).  Bob-cat played sweeper, and was still depressed
about loosing a billiards game to me..  Train wreck (karen), helped me
un-navigate the spaghetti like trails, back to the car..  Budha breaks
another k-mart chain, pavement tour back..  LUTC had beer and chips
waiting (should have been there trouble).  Billiards - beat bobcat 2
more times - so sorry..  Huge dinner - karen invites over her
transvestite friend suzy for bloody steve "she's a man baby".. Also
X-carbo-loader eric tells about his familys nudist colony a couple towns
away.   OUt to the brewery, bushwack (listen to me know), drunken dance
party, tons of lesbians, trailer trash and drunken mountain bikers
(thats us) I had water..  Ahhh toothless babes..

day 3 - bobcat wants to go to P-town and pick up deaf Homo's, thank god
his vote doesnt count!!- ride home - foxboro - 12 miles - great stuff -
blue skies - big steve gets bloodied up again - everyone is dragging
(carbo-over-loading).. Geez lay off the booze guys..   Can you say CLA
(carbo loaders anonymous).   Budha almost cleans the first gonzo hill!!
I get it on the second try, lots of cool rocks, bobcat even gets some
air and cleans a steep rock (with no brakes)..  Oh hey bobcat I finally
thought of a sport that you can kick my ass at to boost your ego.......
LIMBO!!!  ah hah ha .. sorry that wasnt nice, im actually pretty good at
drunken limbo so you might not want to go there..  Ok - so we get "lost"
(I was just adventuring but everyone was ready for home) so I kept
pulling out the GPS scratching my head ~ indeed we were 50 ft from the
car..  OH some quotes from the trail loyd "so she gave me this prick
test" everyone else in unison "ding ding ding ding ding" tough crowd
LUTC -  Bobcat wants to ask for directions so I add a couple more miles
to the trip, then he starts whining, so a couple more miles, budha is
rubbing his tummy and getting hungry so I find the way back to home base
and hit friendly's where bobcat hits on our fab-u-louse waiter.

Nice ride 4 buckets of hyannis brewery......  Diarehea / black bean
soup..