Sat - Indecision is the best decision..  Focker calls and arranges typical weekend mayem at soapstone..  Within seconds we have a team..  Puke, PMD, S&B, Focker, Hot Lips, MH, TT..  My first trip back since the broken nose incident...

    Non standard loop, with standard start, up pavement, dn yellow MUD says it all, to rocky up to Tight tree..  Onward, left on blue, then right on orange (as if the trails here were marked!), anyway, killer climb, TT CLEANS like a maniac!!  Top - new side stunts.. First well call the dragons back ridge ride, PMD nails it after some contemplation, and encouragement.. Next the handi ramp - S&B's new nemesis (he wore himself out parking lot riding)..  I think everyone else cleaned it, Hot lips got 2 feet further every time, then cleaned it ..  Focker even got it both ways (but this isn't news is it kids??)..  Oh and I even have a movie to prove it -which indeed would make me look more gay..  FOCK..  Onward to bushwhack rock, only TT follows me (smart) and contemplates (even smarter)..  TO fire road, to mud, to white trail..  So I hike into the woods about 700 feet to take a piss and we find this ramp made entirely of rock!!  Must be abandoned from the last of the Mohican days when they had to lift rocks to keep in shape..  So, I ride it for the camera, focker shoots, but only catches my butt between the crack..  So I ride it again, kodak courage, sleezy..  Finally focker rides it - with style - a little shakey - nails the drop and misses the "trail" hitting a rock and doing a 50% endo..  More searching revealed, 3 more smaller rock ramps and one wooden ramp - really cool..  TT gets the ramp with ease, focker fumbles, still shaken from cheesecake rock..  Back on trail, 2 more little side stunts, first one - cool rock up to long natural rock ramp, I almost fall off..  Then Sleezy rock ride on left..  Back on blue, I woos out on the steep line..  Then TT falls down, with quite the vocal impact pain..  Bounces right back and realizes 2 miles later he wrecked his brake lever..

Sunday bloody sunday

Focker, S&B, Matt (HLM) & ally (nurse betty) & christy, & prego-dave, & MH (needs a name - help me out hot lips), Hot lips, PUke, PMD - Hit the reservoires in WH to see if there were any trail enhancements left..  Most of the group wanted to stop after 50 feet and have a picnic with all the other tourons..  HLM was giving excuses before he even put his shorts on (not that I was there!)..  S&B leads Up along gate, new log ride, pretty cool, to power lines trails, lots of fun drops you could do if your camelback wasn't full of excuses and dangerous trail tools..  I woos out on the WIDE open 2 footer..  Feel the pain or feel the shame..  TO INSANE downhill we CLIMB down..  More power lines stuff, tons of logs...  Another cool log ride, ends with 2 footer - very cool, I clean while focker took some pictures of lilacs (kidding of course, think it was a rhododendron)..  To the old mini stunt trail TOTALLY closed..  Dave leading from behind routes us through some nice rock ridge sections, then bushwack, then back on track..  Normal loop..  Dam.. 

End of dam, right up hill, where nurse betty gets her name (for no reason!), so ally is climbing and just before she reaches the top, stops to think (and forgets to start again), falling backward down the trail, she lands on a hard PRICKly tree and gets "stuck" from beHIND..    Ever hear the expression "stick a fork in me, cause im done"?  Well that was a pretty good reinactment..  Medical team rushed over to take pictures for the site..  At some point focker was rubbing her but, but what else is new (says hot lips, who got the hinelick manuver from him last week).. 

Up chair hill, I clean 99%, the rest meat us at the top..  Yes slapping us with raw T-bones once again..    To the water tower on logged trail that strangly had lots of logs on it..  Awesome log stunts..  Everyone partaked  - Hot lips rode the biggest log she ever attempted, after getting bucked off twice..  "push hard when you go down"..  Table top rock, prego daves bike not shifting..  S&B bouncing on TTR, gets the 90 deg rotation, but falls out before the wheellie drop!!  More trail, back to car, christy is late for some appointment (I didn't hear for what, but I assume since its sunday, that she is heading for the airport, getting her head shaved and joining the hairy christeners..  And if they shave their heads, why do they call them hairy..  WHY??

Rating Three Cannibal Thigh Burger sandwiches with 2 orders bloody toe cheese fries on the side..  Ran out of sesame seeds for the buns so we'll just have to use some deer ticks..  Watch out for the bones, and toenails..