S Trumbull CT May 15 (AP) - 5:45 meet, 6:00 ride. The earlier 'Loyd' watch for a scattered, isolated drizzle had been cancelled two hours before ride time, according to the BarbieDoppler5000 radar. Then Barbie shows up ten minutes late to the ride ten minutes from his house, it wasn't his fault, he needed to bring an extra nipple for Guttergirl, after she found one of hers on the ground, and refused PM's offer of his leaky bladder. While she was looking for her nipple on the ground, she found a box of Starburst in a dumpster, and ate some for a pre-ride carbo load... The players: Pukemaster, of course, aka Somebody, Casey/KC (Anybody), GG (phatbody), Barbie (Nobody), and Steve (Everybody). Off at 6:05...not bad!! Casey's in the lead...(Anybody can lead this ride...) We didn't take the 'no longer a dead-end' turn off this time, now that KC tells us it's actually a trail. Up the hill, down the back side, hey who trail maintenanced that stone wall out of existence...stupid roadies, walls are for real bikers. Barbie follows Jon's bad line over the log and runs into a tree...Everybody cleaned it on the correct line. Up and down and more up...is everybody here?? Yep, to the former picnic table drops...KC, PM, and Barbie clean it to show the other a-holes on the trail how it's done. They cleaned it too...oh well, no blood this time. We ditch the a-holes, following KC through a bushwhack to the dump...Where the @!#$ are we?? GPS is in the car...KC sniffs out the trail, and we continue on...rejoining our trail already in progress. To the crash bros memorial slick bridge...it's dry now and not slick at all...up to the road with the rock climb entrance...KC, PM, PA, and barbie make it up...(nobody dabbed!!) We turned to see how Everybody was doing, saw a head pop-up and then disappear in a large cloud of dust...looked like the Wizard of Oz..."Everybody's OK!!!" On to the Barbie nemesis low tree...got wedged again...PM where's the picture? PM unhooks Barb's camelbak from the tree and he promptly falls over, still clipped in... Over to Old Mine...the long painful climb...no wonder that climbed sucked so much, there's no air in my rear tire!!!! Ride the flat down towards the old mine...change tire, leave brake unconnected on the scary downhill past the Old Mine..."HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!" Back across to the Parlor Rock super-tech single track...nice line KC!! Also, phatbody with some amazing technical balancing acts!!! To the rail trail, KC with the big shale drop, PM looks but bails, Barbie looks at PM bailing, Ally rear-ends Barbie...(ooh that was fun) and Everybody just keeps on riding.... Some more insane drops just before the Serengeti, KC and PM are on fire...are those monkeys flying out of Barbie's butt? Along KC's new single track close to the river...I mean REAL close...back towards the car...PM looks to hop over a Giant Sequoia and thinks better of it....and then has to see a man about a horse... End of the trail...hey, Everybody's here! no wait, we lost Somebody....who showed up later with a dribble on his leg. Speaking of that, Everybody was bleeding extensively from various flesh wounds... PM, KC, and GG depart without a beer...Everybody else went to Barbies and drank to heal the wounds... Overall, an outstanding ride... I give it one half chewed peanut butter granola bar, a half-digested chocolate outrage GU, mixed with four day old camelbak water, add a little liquid Creatine, 20 ounces of Cytomax, and fifteen dumpster starbursts in an overflowing bucket. Barbie