The A-team and the L-team showed up for a pretty noteworthy ride at our favorite trail romp and department store - case mountain..  The A-team Brick, TT, Focker, Crash Test, Trouble, Shake & Bake, Puke, PIT, Boomhower, and The L-team (L for Late) PMD, Hot Lips, Sock Stuffer and Rookie (lost in his own neighborhood - I suggest you get one of those fancy On-star navigation systems for future rides)..  Confucius say, man with bikerag sticker on bike get free bike lube.. (woman with bikerag sticker on bike get free but lube)

    A-team heads out first for a slow pass at the new trail..  Jaba rock only a couple takers on - hard up.. Fin rock, Brick gets the BIG up clean 2nd try - at least 2'6"..  Boomhower gets the right line..  To Chair stunt, rutted out but rideable..  TT goes over the bars in the stream..  CT cleans slug rock..  Onward - Tight tree, to Wide ramp, my new drivetrain is shifting like SHEEEEEEEEEit..  CT gets 500mg drop (brick contemplates for 50 milliseconds and uses better judgment - for a change).  Seesaw needs some ballast so I add a rock and ride it - Flops up 2 rungs..  TT keeps grabbing the tree but finally gets it Boomhower, cleans it with style..  Behind us PMD and Hot Lips Clean it after a couple contemplation attempts..  Nice job..  To spur - Trouble is liking this ridiculously slow pace..  Run into derek who is spreading rumors about new trails..  Fishbone train ride (S&B finally gets it!) , to captains log, to blind stupidity gap (L-team catches up)..  PUke 2 for 4..  Crash (0 for 6) - he was trying the "spur ramp", TT (1 for 3) and PMD (.6 for 1)..  Rookie (0 for 2 - 0ver the bars that is).. Shake & Bake (.4 for 3)..  OH - at one point, PIT is getting CT in position for a quick down and it looks like he is pullling a football out of his ass - just an observation - He makes the drop with both brakes on but cant't turn....  ONWARD.... U-turn, left on metavomit trail, snail rock I lead crash and sock stuffer follow with steep stupidity line!  To arrowhead, Tire Tread entry ramp is back, but transition sucks - no one on the team cleans..   Boomhower, otb - focker misses it, cant believe he didn't bail yet..  To wet rock bridge, uphill PIT OTB pushup!, to drop (my people tell me brick bought some soil), up, dn, to honolulu rock - Focker cleans with an extra special trials style contemplation at the top..  SS doesn't feel it..  At some point Trouble does a wheelie drop - bring the noise!!  TO surprise drop (my neck still hurts), 2 ups and we are back on the fort extension trail..  Now its time to actually ride.

    Up fern, Hot lips bails due to mechanical (where is HLM when you need him?)..  The rest go up, then up to power lines..  Down reservoir white, CT drafts me, SS gets sucked into the vortex TOO and heats up his rim..  Everyone enjoyed the down, dogging rocks like jabs from an angry mike Tyson with a piece of your ear in his mouth..  To Jagged insanity - didn't take much to talk TT into it.. 5 spotters not needed - he cleans it..  To res. double tree crossing - more prodding for crash "jess did it", so crash test RIDES THE BIG LONG LOG (should be the headlines in today's courant) - Very nice - we are all humbled once again, by his luck and skill and cahoooonas, enabling him to stay alive.. So brick has been riding like a champ lately and decides he can ride the big one too - I estimate he rode the big one for 2 seconds before his bike fell into the crack (and it was a big crack) between the logs and he went east coast west coast into the raging river...  DOH - he swims to shore unscathed, pointy rocks avoided with a good skillfull dive (he's got big wet cahoooonas now- but not the biggest according to PMD) - Too much information again, but coming to theatres soon on the newly derived bikerag purple yogurt slinging helmet cam (trail maps turn into porn - its the only way bikerag will make money)..    To power lines, to stream (focker doesn't even dab, what is he JESUS??)  Back on hairpin trail, I impress SS with wet log ridding skills - focker got it 2..  Its getting dark, 50 ft from the car and its all downhill..  What happened to TCG??

HT for epic showing - 7 of us - we know who we are..  Apps, drinks, food, beer brawling and waitress prodding.  Where the F is jody that lying bastard - Off the list - He is probably out stalking Naked Sue, or its entirely possible that he showed up and the bouncer just happened to see his face on one of those black and white leaflets at the post office earlier that day..

Rated X for eXtremely ridiculous stunts, and conversation..  That's right no more buckets of maggots, or piles of jelly wrestling, gyrating lesbian necrofeliacs, or rat excrement, or used plastic sex toy sludge, or insect particles in your food, the new rating system will be based on the movie rating system, because the PMRC (puke master rating coalition) is cracking down on the website, making it more PC than ever..

I had to lay off some of my people today - so get on the rag and buy some of those defective beaver mugs that we make 39 cents on!! 

Nice ride - PM