If you were on last nights ride, you certainly made the "A-team" list. Lined up at hubbard park like a used car lot, it was Tubless Todd, Puke, Hot Lips, Brick, Team Crash, Sock Stuffer (formerly #11 red - TS), and PMD (not necessarly in that order, but in that order) - Focker was there Too, but parked next to the pond so he could take some fantastic swan pics, and hit on the soccer moms with baby strollers..

Through the bollard anti ATC maze we weeded out any fattys in the group - this is actually a discrimatory trail!!!, Cross the highway and start the climb - Then Climb to Hike a bike - Crash cleans 1/3, TT kicks my butt and we hike the rest..No Biatching?? Amazing?? Ok maybe some bitching behind my back.... At the
top, TC cleans the last section Sock Stuffer goes down (wheres the camera) (gotta learn to whip it out faster) - no time for touron's around the castle - down the road - PMD wants to climb more so we go up to the top and hit the downhill rocky double track - very cool, 100% down.. Onward - 2 miles or so of flat riding, no resting, hairpin into the long ass climb..  Nobody cleaned it, Crash out front, then Puke and PMD, Focker was just loving this place, whacked his knee - team crash bitching about his derailure because he "whacked it hard yesterday".. Passed a group twice on this loop, they mentioned bikerag, so they are most likely lost and carrying a case mountain map with them..

Up to the top, The sun is still OUT!, sunset view - OOOO ahhhhhhh FANTASTIC - 30 seconds of site seeing and its BACK to the downhill we already rode
once.. Couldnt shake crash, shaved some time off our first downhill assault - crazy lines, snapping trees, squinted eyes - Back to the road, ride home, Crash talks of new employment - marketing for Dunkin Donuts and red bull - carbo loading extreme - EPIC - 10 miles 1700 vertical in like 1:40??? Must have been a light gravity day!!! I guess you guys did bring your lungs..

Rating - OK im getting lazy - and sleepy - anyway the rating - 5 full and overflowing bowels of clam chowder.... and by clams I mean the brown slippery flem I have been coughing up all morning, with new authentic blyte potatoes, and fresh scalions. And by bowels I mean I just had this soup and now its sitting in a disgusting opaque pile your toilet, with a smell that would make a dumpster smell like roses... Its a good thing you didnt FILL yourself up with all that penis Tartar with the chefs special sauce at the sushi resteraunt earlier..
Nice ride - PM (next ride boneyard??)