A new concept, planning a ride more than 30 seconds ahead of time..  Good crew for such an early ride (4:45), GI Jane QM's bailing due too excessive shivvvvvering but has some cry baby soup and makes it..  So its HLM, PM, PMD, Neil (Tree Hugger) and XCS0u812 (Nicknameless Jeff??)..  Route contemplation, then onward, OH Yeah the peanut butter kid was with us too (KONA)..

Fire road, left to stream, up to intersextion trails are dry, I suggest Metavomit!!   Climb to metavomit almost killed rigid Jeff..  PMD's knees are sore from..  HEY why are your knees sore..   Ok easy now..  Think it was that new underwater basket weaving class..   Under the amputated dear leg we continue, Jane up front, hittin it all, Slug, QM rock, Big up to ramp...  Yeah..  To Chair stunt, HLM hits with style and we have the best seats in the house and wait..  Talk about fockers back problems, GI thinks it must be repressed homosexual emotions, we all agree... PMD shows Tree Hugger the line on chair stunt, and he FLashes it!!  Nice Job!!  To steep rock up, I see skidmarks, fock up Jane, offer him a hand..   To Tight Tree ariola, New log ride that needs a name...  Since its by tight tree, the official name is GLory Pole!!!   I clean it on trial one - amazing myself, but nobody else, sweet 1.23 shuck off the end..   Gi, not far behind stalls and sits on the glory pole for as long as possible but cant make it down the length of that glorious pole without disMOUNTING...  THe next time he mounted the glory pole with style and took the hole length in, hucking off the tip....   Jeff missed the GLory pole, but rode the glory ramp with a styling wheelie off ..  NEil managed to ride the first couple inches before careening off and hugging a tree..  Therefore his new Posse name - Tree Hugger..   HLM wasnt feeling the glory pole quite yet, came off a couple couple times..  

TO tight tree, GI skips the ramp and follow suit..   Rigid Jeff (RJ for now) follows HLM's line blindly and nails it...  Onward..   TO SPurr, Captains log to new log ride (stink finger) named after GI Janes Taco bell experience..   To Magnet stunt, I clean, GI uses the broken leg excuse, To new 500 mg rock, to new 2 footer..  Gi is like whats wrong with the 2 footer right next to it, but after riding it deams it worthy..  Right on red, PMD goes off trail and wacks some bush for a while, I follow like a thirsty puppy dog... Right on blue re-route - I hit a nice 1.5 footer and GI almost gets the boner stem in the face..   RIGht on blue cutoff (hamburger trail?), GI insists I go first so he can see my precious lines..   To High steel bridge, route contemplation..  PMD's knees are like a roast beef - well done - so the group splits - HLM and RJ go to fern, we head home..

Good Game - Nice GAme - GOod game..

Rating - 4 homeless sandwiches - thats moldy wonder bread with cantelope seeds and coffee grinds