Grayville recap..

Ok - We had a big ass group, so If I left you out, im sorry.. Here goes, The groups that collided at parking lot riding heaven - KA, CBS, PM, QM, MM, HH, Rookie, cookie, Joe dirt or dirty joe, Danger girl (Dental hygenist with black teeth), Radio Flyer, Rat trap kid (danger little bro mike), Olive Green Jay (needs a name - danger boy too easy??), wait a minute, how bout Olive Jay or OJ.. Well we already have an OJ (orange Jeff), may as well confuse things... BBBB Bling Bling Bullit boy, someone I never met, crap, I cant even remember what bike they were riding, bullit?? OBD with crome dome ride, pimped out to the max, TQ on the heck(cough cough)ler Flem sorry.. Radar, charlene huck queen and later met up with K-lo and Jane or mello jello.. Plus the other people I didnt forget to remember.. Uhhhh....

Lots of parking lot hucking RF having some fun.. Im finding all kinds of loose bolts on my poor Root beer fear.. Bikes creaking like an old person on rainy day, under a steam roller.... Ok so CBS finally pulls in after tailgating a horse and buggy for 75 miles (hes from the old country).. The Dangerag-cuttingedge-consortium is off like a prom dress, down hill past attacking evil german shepard.... scooby dodo and and Germ attack like a fresh cougar kill on the discover chanel, but they were called off.. How lame..

TO buffest grass lined single track in search of saliva, I warned about the mud, to no abail, we are on a mission.. QM loving it "so this is what single track is".. Yeah, stay away from case.. To some nice bridges, to awesome mudd bogs, to SALIVA, Qming reveals more landing strip needed, but some druel hit the ground.... Onward, up, to small hucks.. DG has doggy traffic control problems.. Raido Flyer, prejumps and tips the nub on the way through for boner points.. HH 4 footer.. To viagra log ride, KA up front shows me some new goods - I hit the new log ride, but blow my load ealy and ejeculate at a 45 degree angle, just a knee to ground dab.. Second time was a charm.. Many takers on the Rides.. To turn around 4 footer, I even hit it, just so QM wasnt dissapointed.. Think he dropped in QM2.. Nice.. CBS almost had to pull some dog ears out of his spokes on takeoff..

To New elf trail, Great stuff, log rides, ramps, sleezy, just how I like em.. TQ - QM's the roller - I give the heckler props "you can never get hurt on a heckler".. Pathalogical Liar, thats me.. TO rock trail, Mechanicals as predicted.. KA and I hit the skinny up with a vengence.. Free standing, bike fixing, to 4 footer, many laps waiting for the repair crew.. Radar rolls it, charlene huck queen comes in hot, clustering on the landing ramp.. I double back to check on the danger coalition, they are rarin to go, back on track, some uphillin.. Ski jump, many attempts, I think radio flyer and green J were the only cleaners.. Rookie tried thrice, next time.. To 7.9 footer, lots of takers - joe dirt, slow mo huck, nice, GJ - Air time to high speed woods runout, radioFlyer goes big, bottoms out.. ROOKIE hits it nice!! Danger girl QM's it, pleads the V-10 excuse..Next time.. One more hit it - BBBB?? I forget sorry, im so broke I cant even pay attention..

I got dirt in my shoe, we spit up - big rigs hike to elevated skinny & stuff, the rest follow me, others bail.. To 3 drops and a ladder.. Joe dirt hits it nice, ramp, roller.. The rest catch up, I give cookie a map, what a concept.. Already gave MM a map too, I should be sellin these things.. RF QM's the roller but does a zero speed huck instead, NICE.. Ramp to roller to, J up next, think he followed suit..

Uphill, to all downhill to the car, after a couple more uphills.. Rock to a-frame to holy trail, double back on short line.. I piss up the trail, and thank god finished in time for team jello came right at me... Gi, K-lo and friend.. Back to car, more banter, to subway with jello, cbs & dirty joe..

Some quotes on the trail
CBS - "I thought your boner was bigger than that"

QM "joe dirt must have some jane juice in him the way hes riding" - puke "speechless"

Subway - k-lo "you gotta keep your nipples clean"

Subway GI jane "Ill have DOUBLE MEAT on that" - Dirty Joe smiles..

Translation, Ok I might be out on a limb here but I think Joe dirt is getting paid to be a serrogate mother.. That would explain the Jane juice and the clean nipples..

Good game - Epic group - hope the danger girl coaltion liked the tour, next time, 2 laps.. There fearlessness gave me the courage to up my game 5" and huck some 3.4 footers.. .

Rating - just Five dunkin donuts napkins to whipe clean dirty joes, illagitamete, mutant homo sex child, that has been fed nothing but raw swordfish and gritty clams and corned beef hash since birth, and has constant, 45 mile per hour flatulance syndrome and is uglier than CBS's honda..  Should we give them a baby shower or should we just give, that baby a shower??  that is the question..

Thanks again to all that donated to the rag server in the parking lot... Rookie and I really really really appreciate it.. Makes me want to cry more than a good stem to the nuts, which reminds me, those focking dogs on the trail today, which one was it, HH witnessed it, one of those mutts rammed right into root beer fear and cramed that stem right into my groin.. And I didnt even use that as an excuse #..

PS - who did I forget, Ill edit them in, I hate forgetting people, more than I hate mispelling names..