NEW Excuse List
1 - THe tag from the other route was in the way.
2 - Its a high gravity day
3 - Some one sweated all over the holds
4 - someone spewed all over the holds
5 - someone spewed on me
6 - the hold moved
7 - someone must have removed some holds
8 - I was distracted by hand warmers.
9 - The rope was in my way
10 - I have althiemers and forgot what route I was climbing
11 - My hat was in the way
12 - I forgott my hat
13 - I am hungry for donuts
14 - I ate too much fast food
15 - I need coffee
16 - the breast wall routes are at least one rating higher.
17 - Neil must have set this route
18 - the nubs are too small
19 - that is a Tall or Short person climb
20 - I didnt climb because I went to see a gay movie instead
21 - I had to go to the "other" gym
22 - my hands are tired from "_______" (ie usually strangling the monkey)
NEW
23 - I felt so bad for the person that I was climbing with that I started falling on purpose (thanks SOB)
Please send me more excuse stuff