NEW Excuse List

1 - THe tag from the other route was in the way.

2 - Its a high gravity day

3 - Some one sweated all over the holds

4 - someone spewed all over the holds

5 - someone spewed on me

6 - the hold moved

7 - someone must have removed some holds

8 - I was distracted by hand warmers.

9 - The rope was in my way

10 - I have althiemers and forgot what route I was climbing

11 - My hat was in the way

12 - I forgott my hat

13 - I am hungry for donuts

14 - I ate too much fast food

15 - I need coffee

16 - the breast wall routes are at least one rating higher.

17 - Neil must have set this route

18 - the nubs are too small

19 - that is a Tall or Short person climb

20 - I didnt climb because I went to see a gay movie instead

21 - I had to go to the "other" gym

22 - my hands are tired from "_______" (ie usually strangling the monkey)

NEW

23 - I felt so bad for the person that I was climbing with that I started falling on purpose (thanks SOB)

Please send me more excuse stuff