PP, MF, ME, max (Black max, roadie, roadkill, pavement boy - pick one -
not you max but everyone else) rookie, barbie and PMD abused eachother
and did some metsa metsa climbing. MF and PP playing a new lesbian game
called pinch woody (oh maybe it isn't so gay) ouch-hands off. Roadkill
did some new climbs with ease and then fell victim to the orange 5.9
(those orange tags weren't going by as fast as that pavement usually
does!! - next time). Barbie and rookie were in competition (rook-1
barb-1) and rookie faught the wall but the wall won. Barbie will be
climbing with a magic marker next week to correct some MISS-rated
climbs. MF FFFFLopping on the yellow 5.10 (that I n,n,n,nailed last
week - ha) MF-1 Bastard-1. MF - doesnt matter how many times you slap
the wall, that hold will not slide down and get closer to you. PP
covered in chalk ha! - gets some crack action (some like licking it,
some like smoking it but pp just likes to slide her hand in and out of
it), and puts her butt on the unrated lime green/black/anything else she
can grab. If your gonna rainbow - please take it to P-town. PMD - gets
(2) 5.9's only coming off once each - Plus skipping like 6 holds on the
orange 5.9 - powerfull moves from such a frail girl. Barbie teaches PMD
the B.B.D.P. on flush twice... Ok that leaves me in true bastard form -
got the green whitie stripe unrated (off once), 5.10 red new wall YES,
blood, snapping tendons, and then horzontal applause from PMD and barbie
(very inovative PMD - you'll fit right in), and last but not least 5.10b
blue (off once). Oh I did some wall slapping myslelf on the 5.11 yellow
NEMESIS.

Ok - Looks like pavement boy gets the 3 some again with crack addict PP
and Gutter Girl (thats ally) - so thats why he was saving his energy? or
is he pavement spectating today... Ok no post ride activities except
for me chasing PMD around the 24 hr BIG k mart (you know not to ask!).
Hey I did a tri-event yesterday mountain bike, climb, kmart blue light
special run! Hi-tec here I come.

See ya thursday you lame ass mother f'ing lazy lima bean bloody bitch
bastard excuses for rock climbers.
PM