A good showing last night at PC. Rookie, MF, MJB, F4, Barbie (indoor
debut), PMD (indoor debut) and myself scaled many a wall (where we left
some DNA - OJ style - "it happens"). MJB and barbie pass their climbing
bar exam - although they should have both failed!! Barbie and PMD
kicked but (buts that they showed eachother later on in the smokey bar)
- climbing 5.8's with ease - not style, but ease. Barbie liked the PINK
inverted 5.8, rookie NAILS the Mission Impossible 5.9, PMD liked the
yellow 5.8 royal flush, MF makes the 5.9 blue look easy as a 3 dollar
whore, and MJB learned a few moves (mainly thumb dance moves from MF),
F4 needed crack action (crack addict) - crack your under attack, F4 and
I battled it out on climbs we will never do in this lifetime 5.11 and
5.10d, but the hardest move was me opening the 1/2 gallon of vanilla ice
cream (drunk) at 1 am - easy 5.12b - comparable to the crisco wall -
woke up max (the dog) ruf ruf. Ally (who is indeed blonde) - allias MF
- now Barn Door Ally - not climbing barn door but leave the door open
barn door. Wrote a song about it, like to hear it hear here it goes
(insert blues beat) - barn door ally... climb ally climb.. repeat for
like 1/2 hour - stick gun to head - pull trigger... so sorry.... OK so
a quick wife swap (MF and Bstrd) of ropes and electronic "devices" and
off to sabaticals (hey all those "d" batteries are dead!!). MF and MJB
promise to show up at sabaticals - UNLESS - they meet up with max who
they will not let into sabaticals because he is dressed hanibal lecter
style and attached to a hand cart. Both magic sisters we are sooo
jelouse. How was the cage max?? I find it to be a little cramped...
BDA left the front door open and charlotte ran away from home fearing
more phone wire... OK so table F 4 at Smokey bar - I fell off the wagon
with a "fu fu", we ate and had LOTS of good bad conversation. PMD
"hello - im here to climb your pole". Rookie - needed directions home -
Ha "ok - where is the parking lot". GUiness book for the bill $90.00!!
I think they added a "these people are freaks TAX" or charged us like
$20.00 for fu fu drinks. Ok the evening ended in the smokey bar parking
lot with me and PMD in a cardboard box, barbie shuts her skirt in the
audi and rookie heads for NYC. Nice climb.

Rating 4 buckets full of pussy? tumors with hair and teeth, covered in
liquid jalepino' calamari chunk puke with pickles AND a couple dry
samuel smiths heavs on the side, and reeses peanut butter cup
regurgitated ice cream on top - oh with a CHerry.

PS - Lisa #1 was voted off the list - this is your last email.... unless
you do the "knee thing" - just kidding - send you cleaning lady over to
tackle my bathroom or she can do the "knee thing". MJB try not to let
go of the rope when BDA is speed climbing.

BASTARD.