Our atomic clocks were working and PMD, seniore P, and myself showed up
si-mul-fing-taneously, at 6:18:54. BTB, chilla and mike showed up later
- Gumby and the guy with the little red car were already there.. Ok I
think this recap is going to be really bad. FIrst, I measured seniore
P's tube and its 7"!! so thats why he is always beating them off with a
stick - the bad news for you ladies, he is selling it to some other
biking faig for $200.00 (or the highest bidder). To start the evening
off, I jump PMD in the bushes - seniore P tells us to get a room so we
do so and push the limits of the changing closet. My next CD 5.12a will
be labeled Pussey Pussey per PMD request.. Mike has been in Key West
"diving" - I think he's a "man whore". First up new 5.9 blood red, nice
warmup, seniore P gets it later. I think we need to put some contact
cement on PMD shoes so she doesnt slip off any more 5.8's, but later she
redeams herself and gets the 5.9 piss yellow with 3$ whore style...
Seniore P and I both miss that dam 5.10/11? PINK crayon. The new 5.12+
white blue I find highly ridicurouse (inverted with NO hands), but I
make it 1/2 way up. Seniore P flashes the unrated blue in the back
room, and I get one more move on the 5.12- black. Gumby cant the block
of cheese, its just out of her reach but she keeps streching for it,
waiting for it to slide down the wall. BTB is getting soft, but im not
telling you this from first HAND experience. He was whining like a
little girl on some 5.8+. Cry baby soup for you! Keep it up and you
will loose your bastard title and become a permanent butt munch or cry
baby soup girl. I suggest intense 5 finger workout sessions to build
hand strength in lieu of that new vibrating blow up doll you have been
using. Ok - last but not least the 5.12/13 green - I reluctantly roped
in, and flopped 2/3 the way up. Every move is a dynamic 7' spyder man
like lunge for a crapy sloper with no feet, only the evil man DJJJ could
invent such a route. Later PMD and I scoped out a new meeting place for
when the smokey bar fills up, right down the road - JJJ's proved to be a
contender with strong drinks, good food and bleached blonde smokey
waitresses. My back is sore, I think I pulled something last night - ok
maybe 2 things..

rating - 1 big bowl of cry baby soup for bary - ingredients, 4 1/2
crying, soiled babys, some chicken broth, carrots, onions (im getting
hungry), with a dollop of gerber puke like baby food on top - I think I
made it too salty for breakfast but its in the fridge for later - later
- my name is lucifer, please take my hand - PM