Ah - the great outdoors - where's john candy when you need him.. I sherpa'd all the gear up to the top and seniore P showed up a tad later taking the longest possible route to the top. I taught gary some of the finer points of top rope setup on 5.9 (yeah right) mind bender and 5.10 millions of dead sexially abused cats. Seniore P is allergic to bush - need I say more. Seniore P - outdoor debut - walks the golden shower 5.6, mr sat night special 5.8 and makes it 1/2 way up the dead cats 10. I cleaned them all like a dirty shower, then shake shows up trembling with anticipation and in rare form.  He shakes up the 5.8 (all the way to the top!!) and the 5.6. His uterus is feeling good after a luna bar and since I just bought 4 cases, I should be feeling fresh all summer. Some good trash talk on the rock - just call me pukemaster man whore if you like - see subject for slogan.. News just in Barbie has a new name? C-lo? not sure if it will stick. Off to the mall for food, I am cold and hungry, hey its ruby tuesday. We sit at the bar and shake gets lost looking for an atm, admiring the target rich environment. Shake - striking up a conversation with two eeeeavsdropping blondes next to us, gary and I let him know that A) the team is not interested, and B) I dont think there is a team any more. Can you believe we passed up two bleached blondes so ready for action that they wore their kneecaps off?? And thats no joke. They were interested in shake's use of a blowtorch in the bedroom, which may be airing on our new cooking with pukemaster
public access show.

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PS - please do not call the humane society on me again - no animals were harmed in this recap.