Motivation less than zero (yes too much cocain today) I call focker for a commute down to my favorite town and almost run over 2 cats as usuall.  Dumpster park - dive for food - and we are ready to flail - SOB and dan were already there - Shake and BTB CAME later..  11- warm up didnt help. Breast wall was just a bit to floppy for me to clean.  FOcker ALMOST cleans the 5.11 biege (one move from the top).  Shake looking for nub in all the wrong places struggles with 5.8's..  I flop thrice on the new arret pink evil DJJJ (my only accomplishment of the night).  BTB dangles on arret pink, SOB cant get it up either ("since she's the man")..  Dan slipps off some GOOEY holds next to teh skywall ( I think barry was there earlier)..  New climbs are lame..  Hey its michelle and ed - welcome abroad - shake can keep his refrigerator magnets in his pants.  Flop Flop - Dirty breast wall 11- once again, I was hopping that thing sagged a bit so I could get on it..  BTB get off your knees and climb.

    BTB on his way to hungary this weekend will most likely get dumped from excessive masterbation and the lack of energy to eat chilli.  Plus his yamika always gets in the way.  I guess all he will be eating this holiday is gefalta fish, wich of course is a decent substitute (not that I would know) if you dont mind the smell.

    SSSSSmokey Bar - to the rescue - I call PMD on the way - she is "working", but doesn't understand why focker wants to drop me off for 5 minutes (yes it takes 10)..  "You want to see my tree?"..  PMD PRIES herself away from espn hell and joins us later..  SO me shake and focker sit down and the place is a totall mad house..  Short stubby (yes barry told me) guys were arm wrestling and dancing with the help.   Mind if I dance with yo dates??  PMD, SOB show up so we move to a bigger table..  Now gary wants to drop me off at PMD's so he can go "shopping" for a couple hours..  If gary goes in to see the tree what the hell am I going to do ?  suck myself off?   No I did not tell anyone about your dream, but I guess the cat is out of the bag now and headed for that pool of antifreeze in your driveway..  Yummy.. 

    Speaking of which,  New years winter hiking - you cant get hypothermia if your drinking, its like antifreeze, although midori works best because its green.  Focker is already planning to be a 5th wheel on the night before 2002, shake and bake may follow suit in a kevlar vest, and im not sure if PMD will be working.  3 fith wheels - houston we have a tricycle.

Nice crimbe - 5 new holds that are made entirely of frozen dog poop and cat puke.  If you squeeze too hard the crusty shell will brake leaving you with gooey, smelly fingers and im not talking about chilli juice BTB.   Flour em up with confectioners sugar instead of chalk,  and you can also have them for a tasty dessert.  Its always important to recycle.

Nice crime - if you didnt like this recap than you can just go and suck yourself off!!  For the women out there you can just dream about it.. PM