mon & tuesday climb recap - mon. sucky gym like the name says all
climbs sucked like a 2 dollar whore speaking of whores - "the hole is
on", "the big hole is on", "its SOOO big I can stick my head into
it"... Be more specific - you know the one with hair on it - again be
more specific. Some chick sees me sticking my fists in the whole and
kicks us out.
OK PC - BTB, Silent Csilla (barry must have warned her to keep quite
around me! - smart), Chef (Toce) (formerly known as SNB), seniore P,
COB, gumby (or limp project) and me - hogi yogi.. Barbie is missing
and the department of defense is looking for him.. NO joke. They asked
me if he deals in narcotics and I responded - oh no he just gives them
away... - New whitey next to 5.10d SNB flops up, I clean 5.6?. Seniore
P and limp project climb together and she holds the limp rope delicately
in her right hand.... so sorry - gumby straps in (on) the pink project
arret 5.8, other wise he would shoot her up to the ceiling - no
comment... Gumby straightens my rope, and explains
that only people her age should be having sex (IE doing it)... She is
reffering to the fact that we act like we are 12.. "so that means we
can only do it with you?" pause "yes"... THere were alot of limp
ropes at PC and Gumby straighened them all out.. Brutality yes.. OK
5.12 black just one dab. BTB flopped like a pile of mackrel out of
water on 5.10d. COB likes 5.9 limey, I dabbed once. SC doing quite
well for 2nd time nails the red roof inn (thats where she met barry, he
was the bell boy) climb, and 5.7+ limey (I think). SnB whacks his hand
on 5.9 blue and needs some cry baby soup. Gary is sore from doing it
last night - he and gumby together are un-stopable. Boy she really
likes those pink projects (so do I). 5.10b skywall - Next time - great
climb - hope I see the top!

Smokey Bar was disappointed again - Chef and Seniore P only- Hogi Yogi's
'mom' won't let him go to the smokey bar any more....anyways, pitcher of
Guinness, dab o food and two porn stars - what a night - Glenn - the
owner - asked the porn stars if they were cold - I think they were
smuugling raisins - We left before we got in trouble - dessert was
calling and the beaver express was open but hopefully not going both
ways... (by seniorita pissalot)

Rating, a heap of naked ugly cold body's thrown in the garbage truck
with 600 misc. light bulbs (which we just happen to have around here!),
oops I hit the hydraulics, What a painful sound of exploding glass and
punctured skin - suprize your dead, no autopsy needed here (must have
been the salmon pate'), just dump em in the back-yard so the tomatoes
grow last supper style and win a prize at the local town fair, Ill take
my winnings and buy some new bulbs so I can write some more recaps..
phew im hungry.

ps - just got a package in the mail from the RUBBER ROOM, and will be
busy for the rest of the day - hell week.

PM and seniore' P