Oh - in case shake and bake didn't write a lame ass recap from last
nights (thursday nov 9th!) climb and I have some killing time (one mile
in the sky with no climbing holds) - here we go. First sorry (like I
care) we didn't invite anyone to PC but it was last minute. Me, shake,
seniore P and barry the bastard with COB (cranky old bitch - lisa #11)
joining us later. Barry and I teamed up and I warmed up on 5.11d (off
once - 4 times in a row). BTB finds it hard and phil laughs at him. We
both swat spit and spin on 5.12 back. He explains that it is because we
are having so much sex that we are not climbing up to par.. Somehow
that didn't come out right.. Cut me some slack.. And he didn't even
bleed for me.. Thats sick.. BTB in true bastard form kicks my lazy ass
on new 5.11- on the curved wall - gotta come up with a name for that
wall hmm its like a mono-breast but I will work on that. Actually its
like a breast cross-section or a slice-obreast wall - bear with me I
will come up with something good.. Oh f'it it's the breast-wall 36-C
rating. Anyway he dabs once And I dangle thrice. Red 5.11 in the
projects called electric socks which I will be needing in about 24 hours
im sure, I brutalized, bastardized, abandoned,d,d,dead and it's the
emancipation, procrastination in the dynefestation of the proliferated
infatuation of which was that it was... Anyway - im all done with 11red
im as frustrated with it as you are trying to make some sense out of
that last sentence... OH - BTB bought a palm pilot - big news - is that
a girlfriend replacment or what?? Does it vibrate, just curious...
Will you be blowing off climbing to spend time with your palm pilot, or
will you be climbing with one hand? COB debut at the smokey bar for many
a laugh about the art of blind dating, glass eyes (code-word for ½ blind
date), warm 20 deg climbing days at east peak and well I left to throw
PMD in the trunk and a take her for a gourmet meal at BK. If you can
find any spelling errors in this recap I will give you one million
pounds of baby puke - thats the rating - deal with it.

PS I did read SnB's recap - great job BIT - cracked me UP - bastard in
training!
PM