PC - Epic night.. Shake, seniore P, BTB (barry the bastard, BTJ, BMB) ,
barbie, kneething (lisa#1, truck driver, trash talker), pink project PP3
(formerly Lynn#3), and myself (pukemaster in Bastard form) PMD came
later.. twice... It wouldn't be fair if we let PMD climb as she has 2
extra little hands and feet these days. We were a terror at the gym.
THE WIFE SWAP -- Before the climb DI and I played swap the bike at VIP
(thats why I was late), at the gym we played swap the video camera, at
SB we swapped some greasy food, and after SB a big CD swap. Seniore'P
was early because he took the new "Beaver Express" route (the dessert
road) - cracked himself right the F up. Oh the climb... F - the
climb.. F-you.. What are you looking at? Sorry Felt like a little rage
- 2nd personality coming out again...
SP climbed well, nailed the 5.8 inverted blue, and did some aircraft
mechanic work. Shake worked on the white trash 5.10?, had trouble with
the top. Hey you owe me a dollar for GG bet. Kneething - red 5.6 - 2nd
lap 1/2 way up the 5.7 black, and gets beaten severely by the 5.5?
black. L3 tried PP but came off and swung into barbie (say that 3 times
fast).."I find that doing the pink project fast is your best bet"..
Barbie gets the dangler of the evening award, does some good barn doors,
and lets the inverts spank him severely. Me - 5.11d black from hell -
is going down faster than BTB next time (Just one dab) warmup on 5.10
black pissed shake off. They played some good music after death threats
from our group - ie me (reverse psychology - this is a good mix you
should check it some time). Gary from PC let Mix #6 fill the gym "smack
my bitch up!!". We will slowly take over.. By christmas they will be
playing sex rhymes. Barry The Bastard actually may deserve the dangler
award - Last night he was BMB - thats barry my bitch and he even bled
for me. Some famouse quotes KT "my knees are so sore I cant do the
kneething, I need a new name", im thinking trash talker or truck
driver... KT "I just crammed the WHOLE thing into my mouth"
Bastard-"grab the nub lisa" BTB - oh you wished you could rewind this
one "I like going down fast" and that wasn't taken out of context. Lisa
and BTB together are the KT team - gobble gobble gobble... KT breaking
food and beverage rules in the gym "cant take her anywhere". BTB and
PP3 call their women. PP3 goes home and sleeps with her cat - thats
sick - and no I didn't scare her away GG. Oh another KT quote (cover
your ears PMD) "I want you to be my first - you know - non protected"
refering to her future belay test without a gree gree... of course.
Shake please give her a belay lesson while im gone - Ill give you a
dollar.
BTB - smokey Bar debut, proves he is a foreigner by ordering french
fries and mayo. Talks of movies, politics 401k health insurance,
salaries, (religion and lesbians) - yes together. Oh shake - I forgot
to tell you but the 2 blonde smokey ho's at the bar were checking you
out - gave em your card. Movies "very bad things is a great movie -
you'll laugh your ass off" Kneething - "you see this ass - its still
here" "yup" ouch... KT "I need to go get some perfume - im out"
again "yup". BTJ - barry the jew - I can say this because I am "step
jewish", and completely politically incorrect -Anyway BTJ will have a
naked lesbian drunken jello shot party (on x-mas in hungary or isreal),
as he will be free that evening - upstaging barbies halloween bash -
yeah right - Im holding my breath right now. BTB needs explanation on
american elections and 5 edubecated american citizens can't not explain
it very good (at all). And as you can see after a whole day of
elections, the gob-ment cant figure it out either. THis election is
highly ridiculouse!! PMD shows up as she's keeping tabs on me these
days, we closed the parking lot like old times.

I guess I scared Gutter Girl away.. and.. with that.. no Package Deal!
She must have been out buying electric socs for moab or home looking for
incriminating pics of myself... No FF? Honey Bunny is still allive and
some really bad news - her parents are selling the house.. like soon..
So no more honey bunny free parking in the spring.

Rating - I sat in the middle of the back yard surrounded by 5 buckets.
Starting with a vat of gefelter fish, I chewed and spit out, puked out
and gagged into the buckets, then some smoked salmon with cream cheese
SPG, next some whitey fish SPG, next up mozza ball soup SPG, wait I have
a mozza ball stuck in my throat huuuuh splat, sploosh, throw in a boney
sturgeon and that cat I ran over on the way home and blend on puree'
thats the orange stuff they will put on you next corned beef rueben the
next time you eat at REINS! Nice crimbe!

PM - ps PU.. (max smells - max the dog that is - put some of his ear
cheese on that rueben too!) maxim mag just called - check out next
months issue - column of puke, by PM.

PSS - I think my computer would crash if I spell checked this one.

PSSS - why are you still reading?

PSSSS - get back to work you lazy limabeans

Pssssss - Im running out of usless information to bother you with - go
away - STOP you can do it just press the x and delete.

PS6 - I plan on making some kevlar knee pads for Lisa#1 today.

PS6a - Shake - bet you a dollar she wears them out in a week

PS7 - BTB do you want a pair too? You know for the slopes!

ps8 - I tried taking the beaver xpress home but ended up on beelzebub
road - what happened??

Ok I made it to two pages - that was my goal - suckers.

Cee UU next tuesday, make that next next tuesday. such a pretty word,
pretty bird, pretty dead bird "blind boy" - name that movie and you have
our presidential canditates!

pics to come soon? Seniore P??