OK OK here you go For your eyes only Forward and die -- shake, barbie,
PB-MF, Pukester table for 5 - climbed pretty f'ing hard. I missed the
5.10ish, 5.12ish, 5.11+(no soup for you), 5.10b with style (made the new
5.10a yellow), and bled all over the green brain on the cold shoulder.
We meet jen - color blind OBGYN ok this is so bad I almost don't want to
write it can you imagine??? ok how about the rug doctor?? So sorry
mister bond... just CRACKed myself right up (or magic butt 2?) and gary
(seniore pissalot II?) Very nice people actually. Barbie barn doors the
new red "bring the noise" DOH! and did alot of skidding on the slab
(finally got the move with a slam dunk) - nailed the blue 5.9. Kenny G,
and others harrass me about luna bars and getting in touch with my
feminine side - I will eat them in the closet next time (as usuall).
Shake cleans a couple of 5.10's and almost got the 5.11a slab -
harrasment from all!! MF nailed some hard climbs 5.10 b, c? or so
yeller - nice - tennis elbow my ass, I think she had some Bionics
installed. PB scaled the red 5.9?, some slab climbs, and fell like a
ton of bricks several times - according to MF, and forgot how to flush
on yellow 5.8. I give MF a dollar and owe her 10 - she wont take two
fives.. KG seems to hate all other climbers but enjoys hanging with us
- "alchohol isn't all that exciting after a while - your not missing
anything" bstrd- "yeah thats why we go out drinking like every
night"-shake. I got another frame to test out my bike destruction
machine and we went to the S.B. I loose another dollar on KneeThing off
the list. Drinks/FOOD - yes please - conversation was amusing as ever
but I cant remember what the F we were talking about. The table of 3
strawberry slut cakes behind us are drueling over shake as they heard he
was a world renound climber and on the cover of last months details
magazine. Window dyno proves it!! Leaving SB shake gets evil (and most
likely lost) and barbie gets ally's 10a "What man has to go through to
get a piece of ass in the modern age is highly ridiculous", I get
sidetracked and stop at a green light on the way home - octopussy (yes I
had 8 chicks over) then sleeeeeep.

4 buckets of bloody green brains - go ahead - reach your hand in, as
tony says "there great!!" SLUUUURP.

pukester007 licensed to ILL!!!
HA!!