Gay bastard that is.. Seniore P took Easy Street down (all the way
down) with seniorita gumby to PC. Other contenders where garyII, jan,
marty, btb, friend??.... Where was max? No doctors note? Jan
describes a new climbing move called the hampster scramble (I think its
just a survivor omlett). Ok fist up new PINK skywall climb 5.Easy -
nice climb - it beat up gary II to oblivion though. New green DJJJ
climb - insanity. Gumby gets rug burn on her back from her new lesbian
friend. Im not an expert at this lesbian stuff (yes I am), but I think
you need to turn around if you want the real lesbian experience.
Speaking of lesbians, friday night we learned that gary is actually a
lesbian trapped inside a gay mans body... SP nails the 5.8+ orange with
some moral support from me, gumby makes it up the spotted tampon 5.messy
gum climb. I fall once on that dam 5.12 blue, and talke marty into
trying it - he kicked butt making ti 2/3 up. DJJJ cant even clean his
own routes - I dont feel so bad as he flopped up the green climb from
hell. So we go to leave and I am contemplating the smokey bar and try
to get some pitty for all the work I am doing lately - "I worked like 14
hrs yesterday" - the red head peanut gallery chimes in "I worked 36" -
oh yeah I built a climbing wall too... "I built one last week" "then
why are you here?"..... This went back and forth for 5 minutes and we
finally left - yes meme is a cat - too funny - a female version of
myself (patholigal lying bitch).. After that abuse - off to the smokey
bar where I was in rare form (supposedley ) abusing every waitress in
the place (inadvertantly)... On a sad note - the orange 5.11d is coming
down... Oh - BTB got right back into action with his gimpy arm, where
we left him 5 weeks ago on the 5.6 blackie.
NIce crime! No time for a rating, oh all right just one cement footing
freshly poured in my basement with a fresh corpse at the bottom. (make
that a fresh recently sexually abused corpse)... I wonder if peanut
galler girl is a necrofeliac too!!
Back to work you lame ass mother f'ers ! PM