PC - what you lame ass couch potatoes missed. Shake (sporting new PINK shoes), and crying like a baby, SOB, Me, garyII, carpet surgeon, GB squared - thats gay bastard (barry) and Gender Bender (csilla).. Im so proud of that one!!!  dan the man and mild mike. I flashed all the new climbs (all 5.6's) with the exception of the checkered 11c that SOB kicked my ass on. Shake does a new move called the spine screwdriver on new 5.whimpy blue. I almost nail the freakin 5.11d orange (87th try), SOB flops up first time (not bad!). Some really terrible belaying going on in the gym... Thats it keep both hands up, actually go rodeo style and stick your thumb right into your atc.. If Seniore P was here he would have pissed on their feet, and if gumby was here... well there would be no problem because the ropes would be to stiff to slip through the ATC (look ma no hands). GB comments that his lack of tennis elbow is not helping his therapy - shake and I run away, then I suggest he should give seniore P some elbow grease - OH wait gary is not gay.. Cant say that enough.. Knee thing is off the list. Mild mike and I both have a dollar in our pockets.. The difference between us is that I have a dollor for the strippers and mike just wants a snapple. Di and I hit the wallingford sushi bar for rolls and bearded clam soup (no joke). Di and I live... The lady next to us in the blue dress isn't so fortunate.

My last climb + rating Combo!!. Ok so I have this strange curdling feeling in my gut and decide to tackle the 5.11+ yellow breast wall climb. I start very solid (easy barry), on the nice blue hold, to the green sloper.. Something is strange.. The wall seems almost alive - the bown texture is changing in front of my very eyes to a deathly gray color (is
that a hair?). I reach for the blue hold and it turns into a large grey slug and dives back into the skin of the wall. I smell something, old , like a musty basement, as I stick my hand into the 4 finger green hold that is crawling with maggots and slime, I continue up as the worms and bugs that are crawling up my legs and are burrowing into my skin, I almost make it to the top but slip off the last move on the scorpion that never sweats. I realize the wall has transformed into a female corpse that probably had some really bad sushi on her last day alive. Seniore P was actually there and took a picture of it. See picture below




I SAID! See picture below






A little bit more below


And a little bit more for santa clause...



First, Check your coffee grounds for worms


Then look for Maggots in your blueberry muffin





And when I was done with the climb - I gave her a pearl necklace and dressed her up for the next sucker.


Remember that song I wrote about necrofelia?? I wish I could right now.